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Dearest Incels,
You are unknowingly and unwillingly saving the world
Or at least someone’s world…
Have you ever thought of all of the harm wandering penises do? Yeah, they may sometimes be strange-looking, happy, wobbly bundles of muscle, exhausted and tired from all of the fun, but they are not harmless.
And this is why:
Dear Incels,
If you have a heart within you — and I know some of you do — let’s look at your situation with a twist of altruism, shall we?
- Think of all of the babies you are not siring. Think of all of the women out there who DON’T want children who are NOT getting pregnant by you.
Don’t think of all of the selfish bastards who are impregnating them. They are the enemy. You…you are doing right and not even aware of it. Thank you.
2. Think of all of the STD’s you are not “unknowingly” spreading to women you don’t know or love deeply. Either way, it’s a bad idea.
Because there are women out there who are facing painful testing because of other men’s “not knowing” they have HPV.
(Thanks, Science, for not having testing for this, btw).